jd-m8:

one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t flirt with me earlier

theyellowbrickroad:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

alecwiens:

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

forever-hyung:

every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them

i do

busterbluthsjuicebox:

it’s been years i literally have no idea how to flirt

zaynscream:

the worst feeling ever is when you can feel somebody starting to get annoyed with you and the smile kind of falls from your face and there is this deep aching pain in your chest that feels like someone is squeezing your heart so you just kind of look down at your hands and act like nothing is wrong 

artsy-choke:

a b c d e f g h i give up

parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me: fine can i go out
parents: no